What if relationship proposals were like scientific proposals?

This blog is life and science.  Surprisingly enough, we use "proposals" in both life and in science, but they take very different formats with remarkably different outcomes.  I've summarized this in a table below.

As you can see, there's a bit of a disconnect between how we use the word proposal between science and life.  I would therefore recommend that we add a bit more science to our life proposals.

I'm so going to go through one of my past proposals and update it to be a life proposal.  It's not going to be as funny as I think it is, but believe me, I WILL THINK IT'S HILARIOUS!!!